When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolphe Sax invented the saxophone.
clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented
THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT
Tracks
I was only 7 when this movie came out and all I could think was “WOW! Dinosaurs!”
I’m nearly 20 years older than that and all I can think is “Wow, Jeff! Sexy theorist is my snarkasaurs.”
My spirit animal :)
(Source: dicaprioscar)
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“winged” eyeliner I did a while back
Get ‘em kitty get ‘em!!!!
(Source: cineraria)
White Blue Peacock
This bird is a crossbreed between blue and white peacocks. The result is one spectacular creature.
wow, I haven’t seen such a dramatic display of genetic mosaicism before.
It’s a Shiny Pokemon.
There are two kinds of people.
Is this what it feels like to have a period?
yes
exactly
roughly, yeah
that is actually the best description ive ever come across. It’s like this exactly
I wonder if people realize we’re not even being sarcastic.
Oh, my… The worst part is that we’re not being sarcastic.
Literally the level of sarcasm here is 0%
The sad part is I’m not sure whether I’m more like the shark, or the man when I’m on my period…..
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